29.08.09

the small dried nugget of shit that is tangled up in my gooch hair is alive. it has a tiny beating heart and two glowing eyes. it counts, over and over, the number of stitches that line the inside of my underwear until it falls asleep.

Ah, so Friday I'm goin to England (pictured) for a month. Actually thats the house my mum grew up in. I count 12 windows in that photo. That's not nearly enough.




















Compared to this house here, which has one...


















See you boys and girls when i get back...

GC

It's winter and yet its warm as shit. Fill your sockless shoes with sweat by walking into the valley to have a gander at Ben Reeves new show at Cylinder (Ann St. opposite the Beat). It's very pretty. Salivate over celebrities brought crashing down to earth... on til Sept 16.

Doozer and I were talkin one night. me on the couch, him in a bed not his own with a bottle of scotch in his hands. We were talkin about funerals and he was sold on the idea of being rolled into his grave in a football shaped coffin. Me on the other hand, I decided a while ago the best way to go would be rolled off the end of a pier so I can float away. Saves on chopping down a tree, to be shaped into a coffin, to be put back in the earth....

Zine exhibition tomorrow

Zine age riot tomorrow down in Byron. For any bell end who still wants a zine and doesnt go you can go here http://teeluxe.com.au/products-page/books-and-zines/zine-age-riot-exhibition/zine-age-riot-artist-27/ to buy one. And any number of others....

Cya bye.

2/33. yeow!

Nazi Spine Transfer

And on the
subject of nazis, Inglourious
Basterds is due out soon

Interviewer: What do you think this country's gonna look like in the year 2003?

Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Y'know, I'll tell you the truth - nothing against you guys, but I don't wanna answer that question because... I haven't even got a mind that's that...that inhumane.