West Coast Dribbly Drop

In the earlier days of TAFE I'd bail on class halfway throughs cause it was shit on a stick, ring my friend Foster from the parking lot, knowing he'd probably bailed on UNI too. Cause I'm a cheapskate it'd be a 12 second phone call "you home?" "yeah" "sweet I'm coming over" click.

It'd be 11am and we're sitting under the house next to the pool (which was about to transform into a Van Gogh painting the way the bong hit made you actually notice the light reflecting off the water. You'd also realise birds make noise for the first time in your life.).

We had a ripper revelation one day. If we are sitting here, on Earth, smoking cones, wondering if life exists elsewhere on other planets in other solar systems, whats to stop there being a human sized lobster alien being, smoking cones, pondering life on another planet......AT EXACTLY........THE SAME.......TIME.